imuginedragons:

I just don’t like heterosexual fanfiction.

(via ladshaw)

gunner start driving lessons next month oh god

working is tiring, how do people do full time

laughinggaschamber:

Things that make me fall asleep really fast.

• when someone hums quietly.
• when my hair gets played with.
• when someone whispers a story to me.
• when someone traces my skin.
• chloroform. 

(Source: following-moons, via babycakesforboobear)

stays3venteen:

TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND

IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF

THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN

• AND
• I
• AINT
• FUCKING
• SCARED
• OF 
• HIM

(via ladshaw)

unabused:

i wonder if chinese tourists get upset when they buy a souvenir in america then find out it was made in china

(via larryfuckallnight)